Well, this band plays all basic stock arrangements. Nothing special except a lame attempt at "White Heat." The singer is actually great, and really needs to go elsewhere, as she deserves the best. However, the 1st chair trombone needs to keep his day job, and the bass player should go back to playing rock'n'roll. The old buzzard that blows horn still has a bit of lip but should really be playing at the local Elks Lodge.

If this band is playing at your local club then turn around and head for The Derby where at least the music is good. We'll be in the back, "dogs corner," waiting for you...